When two people repeatedly share the same turd anally
His butt was hurting from too much pucking (poopfucking) and he couldn't sit down all day.
Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!
when Susan is lonely she goes on tinder to find her a creamy puck
a creamy puck is when the male puffs his chest like a pigeon
susan “hello male creamy puck me”
male “ok suzzie boo puffy me”
The act of shitting in your partner's hands and then molding it into a puck-like shape. The event is ending by the couple eating said "fudge-pucks" with great zeal.
Dude... I hope she didn't eat any corn today, chewy fudge-pucks are gross.
To wrestle in a dirty way; hot and sweaty hugs
The horny girl fug-pucked the nerdy boy.
The gooey, often odoriferous substance that collects between rolls of fat on humans when they go to long without cleansing.
I need to take a bath because puck cheese has collected in my belly rolls.
When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.
My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck