Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by someone really needing to use the bathroom.
Hey man, don't just assume he was being an asshole. Maybe he just really needed to use the bathroom. It's Poo Poo's Razor.
When your poops so dense and there's a lot of it, when it passes through your anal canal and gives you a slight sensation of razor burn.
Holy moly, grandmother's chicken pot pie just loaded me up with razor poop.
If it doesn’t affect you day to day life , it doesn’t matter
That’s such an Ivan’s razor
The entirely made-up and incorrect version of Occam's Razor. It states that "If the theory does not have as much evidence as the opposing ones, it's most likely wrong."
The word was first used by reddit user u/Zain_Ahmed002 in this comment: reddit.com/r/fnaftheories/comments/18ctqkg/comment/kccu2zk/
I used Occums Razor as a major piece of evidence for my theory.
A person who is d e f i n i t e l y not a furry but always makes himself look sus by simping for Mountain
A person who cares About you and is nice at times. He'll make you laugh and loves Joe mama jokes
- Fay
Razor is my best friend an I love him so much
The location where prostitutes ply their trade. Also known as the ho stroll, the blade or the track.
After I knock the bitch off that Woodward Ave razor, out there in that Detroit, she been sockin' it to a pimp's pockets.. dig?