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Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.
"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."
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An individual that has pronouns listed in their social media bio and has nothing of value to add to a conversation.
A spaces on X about nuclear fusion kept getting interrupted by a Zuby's Razor who wouldn't stop screaming about plastic in the ocean.
Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by someone really needing to use the bathroom.
Hey man, don't just assume he was being an asshole. Maybe he just really needed to use the bathroom. It's Poo Poo's Razor.
I genatalia of a very thin woman on which you are afraid of cutting yourself.
Caroline was so thin she had a razor pussy.
When your poops so dense and there's a lot of it, when it passes through your anal canal and gives you a slight sensation of razor burn.
Holy moly, grandmother's chicken pot pie just loaded me up with razor poop.
A razor blade hard on is a person who cuts there self so much they give a razor blade a hard on
Emo kid: I wanna die razor blade hard on
Razor blade: oh yeaaaaaaa I got a hard on