when you shit yourself while wearing a g-string
girl 1: why are you walking funny?
girl 2: i just had a rocky shoelace.
girl 1: eww you got a doody thong on?!?
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When the groad (area between the asshole and nutsack/vagina) is speckled with residual shit, giving it a rocky texture
I fucked that one chick but man, she had a rocky groad, and that shit was nasty!
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baseball team who made the playoffs in their 3rd year of existence ('95), and haven't made it since; great offence/crappy pitchers
The Rockies scored 12 runs, but lost 15-12, cause their pitchers suck.
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When the male jizzes on the females face (white marshmellow), defecates on their face (chocolate) and then pops her pussy red pimples (strawberry marshmellow)to create a mixture of colours, making the face resemble a rocky road.
James left a rocky road on Phoebe's face, which looked nice, but smelt disgusting.
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A lumpy penis tip, almost as if there rocks all over it.
Girl- whys your dick all lumpy
Boy- i got a rocky road baby,
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The hottest woman to ever walk the face of the earth. Curves like Lola bunny, laugh like a train horn. Her ass is so big I drown like the 1,517 people on the titanic. Her breath might stink but she got dat ushy gushy pussy we all love to take turns on.
Will: Hey guys wanna hangout?
Jack: Only is Rockys mom is there.
Rocky: Aw common man. Not again.
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When a guy mistakes her asshole for her vagina
WILL!!!! THATS MY ASSHOLE, I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU'RE ROCKY ROADING ME.
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