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The act of writing "jk" after saying something borderline risky to someone else online, to ensure the preservation of your reputation.
Guy 1: "I totally had to throw in a safety jk when talking to Jen the other day."
Guy 2: "Really, let me see the convo!"
Guy 1: "Hey Jen, wanna go out tonight? I've been wantin to see them titties for a while now! Jk
To "safety fail" is to intentionally fail or fail to complete a major assignment or test in a given class because (according to calculations) it is impossible for the assignment to cause one's overall grade in the class to drop by a letter or have any significant changes
Sarah: Hey what are did you write about on the essay for the final in English?
Chris: Haha I didn't...I took a nap. I had over a 100% in that class so it wouldn't have changed my grade. I might as well have safety failed it.
Noun: A place of safety or refuge from social outcast, embarrassment, and ridicule constructed via cushion, fabric, and puffs; an inlet of refuge from post-intoxication induced stupidity and promiscuity; the vessel in which one watches horror films, psychological thrillers, or consumes the Domino's pizza (occasionally by the grace of sirmarmasir, all 3 at a time).
"Yo gypsy, you think you're in couch safety right now? You're not - get back to the frialator and don't be stealing no McNuggets!"
"Judy enveloped herself in the swaft of couch safety and began her on-demand rental of 'The Ruins'...'Ah' she thought to herself, 'what a perfect Sunday afternoon'."
The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online.
Definition in a nutshell : The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online. Thats the meaning of 'internet safety'
Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'
Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.
Definition in a nutshell : Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'
Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.
A less popular name for the NFPA 704, or fire diamond
Dude, that substance is stangerous, don’t you see that 3 on the safety square?
The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.
I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.
Someone who at every chance will slow the job down. By far the most hated person on any job. They can often be found wearing rock climbing gear, and a chin strap bicycle helmet skulking around the site. Will write you up and ruin your day if given the chance. Normally are divorced and hated by their children. Will cower and cry when confronted. In order to become a safety guy you must hate your life and every life decision you’ve made before accepting the position.
The safety guy keeps writing me up for useless nonsense.
The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him
That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy