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Where you kick a girl in her twat. Make her give u some angry head then before you blow ur load salute her and blow it in her face!
I gave Mallory the anarchy salute at the party last night
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The art of closing down Microsoft Windows programmes that are pissing you off. by pressing Ctrl,Alt & Del. Repeat the experience to restart the computer.
The game was misbehaving so I gave it the three fingered salute.
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The Act of saluting like a soldier while having sex and yelling out Yo quiero Taco Bell Puto!
I gave her the Old Horny Spanish Salute
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While lying on a floating lounge chair in the pool you pee straight upwards and wave the stream around through the air, thus getting it all over you. This mimics the look of a fire boat with its water jets at full blast, putting out a fire. This is most easily accomplished by a male, though a female could attempt with some practice and contortion.
I was bored the other day, so I gave myself a fire boat salute in the pool.
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The act of overcoming an opponent in a fight, there after peeing into his mouth...
I do the French salute every time I win a fight.
The french salute is just as bad as a Hungarian salute.
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When someone touches their tongue to a frozen flagpole causing it to be stuck. Usually only attempted in the dead of Winter on a triple dog dare.
Schwartz skipped straight to the triple dog dare, forcing him to do the patriotic tongue salute.
Flick was stuck doing a patriotic tongue salute for the duration of recess.
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three fingered salute is another name for CTRL+ALT+DELETE.
CTRL+ALT+DELETE does...
Windows 3.11 = blue screen prompt to restart.
Windows 9x = Applications-only version of Task Manager.
Windows 2000 = Lock PC screen
Windows XP Home = Task Manager.
Windows XP Pro = Lock PC screen
Windows Vista and 7 = Menu to log off, switch user, lock computer, turn off and Task Manager
Sam: Why this computer with Windows 7 will not unfreeze?
Robert: Try the three fingered salute.
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