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The spoiler season of any story-focused form of media arrives exactly three months after the ending is revealed of said story-focused form of media. Before the spoiler season arrives, no one is allowed to discuss the endings with one another. This allows those who are not yet up to date with the ending catch up without having said ending spoiled.
The amount of time between the reveal of an ending and the spoiler season can be negotiated between friends, but is globally recognized as three months.
+ Breaking Bad finished three months ago guys. Spoiler Season has arrived!
- CRAP I HAVEN'T FINISHED THAT SHOW YET!
+ Well that's a shame 'cos *Spoiler*
+ Dude did you catch the series finale of How I Met Your Mother?
- Hey shut up! It isn't Spoiler Season yet!
the only valid christmas movie
lesbian one: hey did you watch happiest season?
lesbian two: yeah man, i wish abby got with riley though
Person 1:how long is the wait till season 2
Person 2:A LONG FREAKING WAIT!!!!!!!!!
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The Spring Semester of college in which you try to only hook up with seniors; they will be graduating and leaving soon, so they won't bother you with calls, texts, or feelings.
Girl 1: I kind of want to hook up with him, but I think he might like me or something...
Girl 2: It's senior season; hit it because he'll go away soon!
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Whenever sperm gets on a pubic region.
When we were dirty dancing, I got seasoned curlies.
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The time in between fall and winter , where it clicks in an Asian parents mind that their son needs a haircut.
Guy 1: Dude did you get your hair cut !?
Guy 2: No shit its haircut season
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When a girlfriend/wife/partner is on her period and can't have sex, and can only give blowjobs.
Hey honey when does blowjob season start?
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