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salty season

The period of time that goes by as 4 sweaty guys in a garage wait for the weekend to arrive.

Oh fuck salty season starts tomorrow doesn't it...

by CremeDeLaMeme April 30, 2022


Seasonal Pairing

Hooking up with anyone for a short term relationship for the sole purpose of making through the holiday season without being alone.

I got no sex from my seasonal pairing but I did get a new watch.

It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2017


season 2

A LONG FREAKING WAIT!!!!!!

Person 1:how long is the wait till season 2

Person 2:A LONG FREAKING WAIT!!!!!!!!!

by HI IM JIMMY January 30, 2014

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Senior Season

The Spring Semester of college in which you try to only hook up with seniors; they will be graduating and leaving soon, so they won't bother you with calls, texts, or feelings.

Girl 1: I kind of want to hook up with him, but I think he might like me or something...
Girl 2: It's senior season; hit it because he'll go away soon!

by suckittrebek12 November 10, 2011

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Seasoned Curlies

Whenever sperm gets on a pubic region.

When we were dirty dancing, I got seasoned curlies.

by CJ Natoli January 5, 2007

60πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Haircut Season

The time in between fall and winter , where it clicks in an Asian parents mind that their son needs a haircut.

Guy 1: Dude did you get your hair cut !?
Guy 2: No shit its haircut season

by mrjames81 December 8, 2009

27πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Blowjob season

When a girlfriend/wife/partner is on her period and can't have sex, and can only give blowjobs.

Hey honey when does blowjob season start?

by Polaker August 30, 2007

63πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž