The period of time that goes by as 4 sweaty guys in a garage wait for the weekend to arrive.
Oh fuck salty season starts tomorrow doesn't it...
Hooking up with anyone for a short term relationship for the sole purpose of making through the holiday season without being alone.
I got no sex from my seasonal pairing but I did get a new watch.
Itβs week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.
Person 1:how long is the wait till season 2
Person 2:A LONG FREAKING WAIT!!!!!!!!!
11π 2π
The Spring Semester of college in which you try to only hook up with seniors; they will be graduating and leaving soon, so they won't bother you with calls, texts, or feelings.
Girl 1: I kind of want to hook up with him, but I think he might like me or something...
Girl 2: It's senior season; hit it because he'll go away soon!
11π 2π
Whenever sperm gets on a pubic region.
When we were dirty dancing, I got seasoned curlies.
60π 22π
The time in between fall and winter , where it clicks in an Asian parents mind that their son needs a haircut.
Guy 1: Dude did you get your hair cut !?
Guy 2: No shit its haircut season
27π 8π
When a girlfriend/wife/partner is on her period and can't have sex, and can only give blowjobs.
Hey honey when does blowjob season start?
63π 24π