I LIKE SHREDDED WHEAT

A Misheard Lyric in Waking the Cadavers song, Chased through the woods by a rapist.

This Misheard Lyric exists because Chased Through the woods by a rapist is a Grindcore song, In which the lyrics are extremely difficult to understand, Due to it's Distorted Vocals and Overuse of Instruments.

I like shredded wheat! ROOOOOOOAAARRRRRRR4

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Shred as much as u can

Phrase used as a directive to conceal unethical or illegal activity. Made popular by an e-mail sent between portfolio and hedge fund managers currently being charged by the SEC for insider trading.

Analyst: Shit, I think the SEC asshole with the ugly pink and baby blue tie is onto us.
Manager: Shred as much as u can

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shredded nacho cheese chalk

you know when you buy kraft shredded cheese from the market because you wanna make tacos or nachos and you pull the cheese out of the bag and it's like,, chalky? yea that's it

shredded nacho cheese chalk


marshmallows are kinda chalky too now that i think about it

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Shred d

To dance on the dance floor.

derived from the term "tearing up the dance floor"
People dance so hard that they shred the floor to pieces.

"Where do you wanna go out tonight"
--"Don't care where we go, I just wanna shred D"

The Paper Shreds

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

synonym- The Shreds

(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???

shred some asphalt

ride a longboard down the middle of the street

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.

Shredding the guitar

Shredding in guitar playing means when a guitar player is showing a great amount of of technical ability in their playing which can be very diverse. For example playing beautiful slow melody done during improvisation can be called shredding. And playing 10 notes per second are also called shredding.

Look ! that guitarist is shredding the guitar