9 minutes of silence

Observed by many, across America, to honor the life of George Floyd, murdered by asphyxiation.

In the sunlight of a spring afternoon, they stood together, side by side, and held a vigil - 9 minutes of silence - the time that George Floyd was pinned to the street and asphyxiated by the kneeling weight of a Minneapolis cop.

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Suicide Silence Hater

It's a pretty simple definition to explain: Someone who hates the Deathcore band Suicide Silence, despite them being one of the Pioneers of the genre.

Suicide Silence Hater: "THIS MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE SHIT!! I FUCKING HATE SUICIDE SILENCE!"

Me: "Well fuck you then, you aren't going to be my friend anytime soon."

code of silence sex

you fuck ugly girl or ugly/fat girl.
after cumming, ashamed, you shove condom into her mouth and say, "if you tell anyone about this I'll kill you."

I fucked this nasty-ass-slut last night,
but nobody will ever know 'cause she took the code of silence

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silence, crickets chirping

refers to that noise tgey play when someone has a really bad joke.

why did th3e egg roll across the road? Cuz he liked bowling! *silence, crickets chirping*

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awkward silence turtle

A turtle that you make with your hands by putting one on top of the other (palms down) and your thumbs are its arms. You use it when there is an awkward silence.

"You're a retard."
"Huh?"
*awkward silence turtle*

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The Right to Pee-Silence

1. The right one has for an experience which is free from all language at the urinal, as it is socially unfathomable to talk to the guy standing next to you at the urinal, or worse the next stall over.

2. The right to pee without the expectation of conversation of any kind.

1. Dude, I was at a business meeting and my boss came in while I was taking a leak, and started chatting me up. I guess he doesn't know that we all have "The Right to Pee-Silence", what an asshole.

2. I was taking a monster leak, and the guy next to me asked me what time it was. i said WTF Chuck, haven't you heard of " The Right To Pee-Silence."?

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silence enables violence

Evil flourishes when good people say nothing.

Speak out and stand up for what you believe, because our silence enables violence.

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