reach out and sue someone

The legal professionals’ mantra that is a clever twist on the old advertising slogan coined by AT&T in 1979.

California is the poster state for “reach out and sue someone” since it has more lawyers per capita than any other state.

sue your ass off

Is used when one threatens to get money out of someone by suing them badly.

"Keep your hands off my manuscript or I will sue your ass off for copyright infringement."

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Mary Susan Sue The II

Some random ass fucking alternate that's after a random ass bitch that killed her kids

Mary: “Hey, Where are my kids?”
John: “Uh.. They're somewhere, Mary Susan Sue The II, Just don't look outside the window..”
Mary: “...You killed my kids.”
John: “Im sorry.”

Mary-Sues

Plural. See Mary-Sue

The story had three Mary-Sues, all of which were obnoxious in their urple "glory".

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tsunami (sue-nah-me)

a giant wave that can wipe out lots of land

"a tsunami (sue-nah-me)! ):"

Karen Sue Barue-Forester

Pronounced Karen Subaru-Forester.

Female office worker-type annoyance that can typically be found blocking the left lane in front of you going the exact speed limit driving any one of the number of small SUVs built for just for her ilk.

Characteristics:
• Visor down permanently despite position or existence of sun.

• Rearview mirror positioned for makeup application.
• Cellphone stuck on dash with visible big red GPS arrow pointing up all the time.
• License plate frame from local 'Karen-Car SuperStore' dealer.
• Tiny head so vehicles appears driverless.
• Very white.
• Sometimes woke.
• Drives extra cautiously if it's wet, dark or cold.
• Listens to 'lifestyle' podcasts.
• Uses a 'calming' app multiple times daily.
• Assuages self-worth issues via social-media and pets.
• Still has cable.

Most important things in life are (in order) family, food, phone, friends and TV.

Believes she's extra special because her friends call her 'Kare'.

Annoyed Commuter approaching from the rear:

'And here we have the next Karen Sue Barue-Forester firmly entrenched in her camping spot in the left lane!'

'Move OVER Kare...nom nom your Dunkin' Wake-Up Wrap in the other LANE!'
'Wait is anyone even driving that thing?!?'
'just. fuckin. move. lady.'

Real sex talk with Sue

This describes when one is getting really serious. It comes from the show "Real sex talk with Sue" where an inappropriately old lady gives sex advice that is very graphic.

Things are getting real sex talk with sue in here!

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