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An individual who secretly looks up people on facebook, going through albums, comments and personal information to piece together a picture of this person. Potentially developing into an obsession.
Tristan is a facebook stalker, he fs'ed the girl before he went on his date with her. By the time they were eating dinner, he already knew what things she liked and disliked.
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When someone likes a person and they go to their Facebook profile to look at pictures of them and read about them they become a Facebook Stalker
-hey man, why are you always hanging on that girls' facebook profile?
-I'm not always on her profile!
-yes man! You are a real Facebook Stalker!
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The only sicko man standing in the womans section at the supermarket,pretending to be looking at something else, but you catch his trained eyes sideways perving on your approach to the tampon/pad shelving.Once eye contact has been made,he usually takes a few steps away from the vicinity ,discreetly trying to blend in with his shopping journey.These tampon stalkers can also be found in the ladies underwear section with their wives, but easily spotted ,by glancing at your handpicked choices when she is not looking.
I had to duck and weave in the sanitary isle today,another Tampon Stalker was there.Just when i had a moments choice to make my selection there was another pair of eyes at the other end of the isle guarding the shelves.
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The act of parking your car away from other cars. The person may not even be trying to look suspicious, but by default they become suspicious, especially in crowded areas with heavy traffic: Mall Parking lot, Restaurants, arriving late to a social event with a large crowd. This type of parking becomes more apparent when there are a lot of parking spaces available but you the person, for whatever reason, parks far away.
John: Have you seen Roy? He said he was going to be here 10 minutes ago.
Brandon: Wait, is that him? He drives that blue Ford pickup, right?
John: Yes, where is he?
Brandon: He's Stalker Parking. He is on the other side of the parking lot. He's the only one there waiting in his truck.
John: He has always been a Stalker Parker.
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Some who stalks someone else online via Forums, Instant messaging programs or other forms. Usually due to an infatuation with the stalkee.
Joe stalked Jen by posting only to her messages on forums.. This makes him a web stalker
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A stalker Kink is a kink where you like to be watched by someone for a period of time. It can sometimes involve filming daily life, pictures, secret cameras and/or bugs.
I'd like my partner to watch me through out the day, it's a huge turn on for my Stalker Kink side.
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Expressing a love or obsession for someone you see from time to time, but do not actually know them. It includes following them around, finding things out about them without them telling you, and developing plans to get closer to them.
-Man look, it's the University quarter back sitting a row in front of us, let's follow him after class!
-Dude, stop being such a Jock Stalker...
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