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Used by Infantry Marines, a almost direct synonym for "beat the shit", commonly used in relation to physically assaulting another member of your platoon; usually a buddy.
Ex. Marine #1: Hey, is that a picture of your girl? She's hot! Have her call me if she ever gets lonely.
Marine #2: Shut up before I beat the mess out of you, Kid!
A small/medium supply of junk food and soda, usually stored in a back room of a work place or shop to provide a abundant supply of food/drink to workers while working. The products are sold at a slightly elevated price, then the proceeds are used to refill the Soda Mess.
Hey man! can you get me a pop tart from the soda mess in the break room please?
Term of endearment to imply someone is hot while “me” is repeating the words “say something” silently to themselves, in hopes that the mythical words will suddenly come to mind that will grant “me” a chance with them.
Oh hey do you know the direction to the office I’m here for an interview. *blank stare* Are you ok? *say something, say something* UwU hot mess
someone who is very outgoing, all over the place, spontaneous, a big jokester, and easy to love
Jennifer Lawrence is a wonderful mess
A person who is worse than a hot mess.
Stacey is a hot mess but Darcey is a boiling mess.
When something is nearly perfect and management decides it's a terrible mess anyway
Employee 1: alright almost done. I'll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess
"High Definition mess"
1. Literally: When formerly hot celebrities are exposed in all their true wrinkled glory through high definition technology.
2. Or in any situation: a giant mess in which fucked-ness is so embedded in every detail that it will never be fixed.
Miranda- "Brad Pitt is still so hot."
Amy- "Have you seen him in Moneyball? He's a HD mess."