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A boulder brain is a Norfolk inbread male, who is over weight has poor hygiene, rarely washes towels sheets.... stresses over everything but not as much as his trouser button. Pants always down crack showing. Loverble, simple, germ ridden.
Lewis,you boulder brain, go have a wash!
Made it when I was talking about Anklessource the dinosaur And I said the word by searched it up Realized Definition was carrible , so I made the word
Boulderize" – verb (informal, humorous or fictional)
Definition: To become a boulder; to transform into a large, unmoving rock, either physically or metaphorically.
Example usage:
After hearing the shocking news, she simply boulderized on the spot, frozen and unmovable.
Centuries of meditation had boulderized the monk, making him part of the mountain itself.
n. Person who paints, photographs, or arranges rocks in stunningly creative ways.
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Have you seen Erin's photos of Machu Picchu? She is truly a boulder artist.
Bolder than who?
When a person boobs are so stone hard it could crush anything
"Hey, Daniel has some mighty BOULDER BOOBIES"
"Yeah.. I could tell with half of your face gone... "
Boobies so hard it could crush a human
"Daniel has some might boulder boobies!"
"Yeah I could tell with half of your face gone... "
When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.
"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."
On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.
Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.