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A male who ass rapes another male with some type of trumpet or other instrument.
PMAN3418 around all of the marching band guys in the locker room.
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This is any and all actions taken by Steve S. when he gets bored. He burgles turds. Green ones, red ones, purple ones. When he is around, no turd goes un-burgled.
Steve is such a turd burglar and muncher. Also, a flaming fucktard of stripper fuck turd shit!
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A dog who steals the turds out of the at litter box.
"My dog is a turd burglar!"
Also: "My litter box has been turd burgled!"
Also: get rid of the dog before it licks you and gets poo particles in your eyes, and you develop a severe case of pink eye. See: "Grama's Boy".
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A sneaky impish person who lives off of stolen feces. Their relentless pursuit of fecal matter deprives them of any real human contact, as such they are detested by all civilized society.
Man, that David Eckstein is a real turd burglar.
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bills fans everywhere should belong to this club/way of life. you make a small donation to some sick kids and get a ball burglar mask. you wear the mask when the bills need to take the ball back! and they will!
everyone in the stadium put on their ball burglar mask and the bills did just that.
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Noun. A racist term used for describing any dark skinned individual, though they mostly tend to be black or somalian.
Holy shit, there are a lot of turd burglars at this StarBucks.
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The act of sneaking up on a drunk passed out girl at a party and having anal sex with her. The next morning she will wake up and realize her ass cherry has been stolen
Damn did you hear about that party lat night, Brittany lost her ass cherry to a Turd Burglar.
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