Desk Holiday Hangover

Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH)

A Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH) follows a Desk Holiday (DH). After enjoying your sudden desk holiday caused by a non functioning computer or phone, you suddenly find yourself with backup of desk work that generally requires you to be more busy and stay late in the office that day.

Also see: Desk Holiday

“Sorry babe, I need to cancel our dinner plans tonight, I’m suffering from a Desk Holiday Hangover”.

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Desk pop

Having a boner under a desk

As soon as she walked by I had a desk pop.

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support from under the desk

The act of "support from under a desk" is to receive oral from under a gamers desk,often a PC gamer.

"Hey babe want some support from under the desk"

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cash desk argument

so the day is long and you forgot to buy something from the store/supermarket and out of all bad things you have to stand in line then people let you kindly for but then you get to the wrong person no matter if it is a male or feamale person and then..yeah you got an cash desk fight(argument) about nittygrittys

the people in the supermarket stood long in line suddenly two unknown strangers started an argument about little things...and the conversation found no ending so this got the people behind the two arguers mad and was an great example for an cash desk argument

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The Great Desk Split of '18

The infamous event where Jamie was left all alone in his PORPER darkness.

Bro, you remember the great desk split of '18?

Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH)

A Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH) follows a Desk Holiday (DH). After enjoying your sudden desk holiday caused by a non functioning computer or phone, you suddenly find yourself with a backup of desk work that generally requires you to be more busy and stay late in the office that day.

Also see: Desk Holiday

“Sorry babe, I need to cancel our dinner plans tonight, I’m suffering from a Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH)”.

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to push the Kleenex across the desk

To pretend you care about someone’s loss by making a perfunctory or meaningless gesture. This comes from the common experience of a Human Resources manager pushing a box of tissues across the table to a employee he/she fired.

Jimmy: Damn her. She told me she doesn’t want to be her girlfriend, but we that we can still be friends.
Tyler: Wow, it was pretty fake of her to push the Kleenex across the desk.
Jimmy: Yeah, she doesn’t care. She’s blowing some other guy.