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fuzzy Osbourne

A hairy snatch/clam/box/etc.

Bro: Dude, why are you keeping that newspaper?

Dude: Bro, look at that chick on the front page. I totally want her fuzzy Osbourne.

by ireallydontcareabootit October 23, 2014


fuzzy lollipop

Wiping ones erect member on a toilet seat, followed by fellatio.

Kaylee loves it when I give her a fuzzy lollipop. She was picking the hairs out of her teeth for the rest of the day.

by N Frott October 2, 2015


Fuzzy Dennis

When an asshole boss has to be nice because employees keep quitting on them!

My old boss is now a Fuzzy Dennis because after I left he went through 8 apprentices in 10 months.

by CincinnatusDK February 22, 2023


Fuzzy Finish

When a man ejaculates in another’s mouth and the semen spills out onto the recepiant’s beard.

The bearded male prostitute earned a bit extra by allowing his “clients” to give him a Fuzzy Finish.

by A.Winston October 2, 2018


Fuzzy Ears

When someone intentionally ignores a situation or person. This person can act dumb and clueless when confronted.

"When I saw Ashley in the club last night, she tried to act all fuzzy eared when I asked her for the $40 she owed me!"
"When I pulled up on that bitch Shaniqua to ask her about her Twitter fingers, that how had fuzzy ears."

by That one CU April 20, 2018


fuzzy mary

when a man is about to give oral to a hot female but when he goes down he notices she hasnt vaccumed the carpet and thus results in the man getting a furball.

John: Dude how was last night with that girl?

Steve: it was good until she pulled a fuzzy mary on me.

i hate it when my girlfriend sneaks in a fuzzy mary.

by jewface69 September 8, 2009


Fuzzy Sheep

1. A form of awesomeness and manly man manliness that is impossible for most to comprehend.

2. A reference to another man's testicles

Dude: "That guy just punched a cop while stealing a million dollars worth of hookers!"

Other Dude: "Wow, he sure has fuzzy sheep."

by sherpa_derp October 11, 2011