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Justin Bieber

A beautiful 16 year old boy. Who is so strong to deal with all these faggot haters. He has so much talent and every one who doesn't like him should probably hop off his dick. If you hate him get back to your life and stop being jealous of his beauty, talent, sweetness and everything. He is perfectly perfect<3

I love Justin Bieber!

by fuckingdonkeys August 30, 2010

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Justin Bieber

J.B. joke:
3 guys are in a cafe
The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world"
The second guy says "I have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy says "I have the smallest dick in the world"
They all go to the Guinness Book of World records
The first guy comes back and says I really do have the smallest arm in the world
The second guy comes back and says I really do have the smallest head in the world
The third guy comes back and says WHO THE F*** IS JUSTIN BIEBER!!!

Boy: My dick is so small man.
Justin Bieber: Don't worry man, you can't even see my dick.

by Rogers25 February 3, 2011

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justin bieber

Some pretty-boy who can't sing very well. Lots of young girls like him, but most of the world doesn't.

Many people act like they are part of a small percentage who doesn't like him. Many will watch his videos, listen to his music, and buy his products to make fun of them, not realizing that they are adding to his popularity and considerable wealth. They do not realize that he is marketing to young girls and doing a fantastic job at it, and that they can just ignore him.

Girl: I love Justin Bieber!

Guy 1: I don't care.

Guy 2: You idiot! How could you like that little faggot! He's such a little pussy and a sell-out! His music videos are terrible! Everytime I watch them I get so mad and I buy posters of his to set on fire!

by Stoptalkingaboutbieber August 23, 2010

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JUSTIN BIEBER

The sexiest guy alive! Not a faggot and for all of you faggots out there he has hit puberty and still sounds amazing! <3

A great singer

Girl 1: "Hey did u listen to that new Justin Bieber song Pray?"
Girl 2: "Ya it was awesome!"

by JBIEBSFAN1 December 7, 2010

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Justin bieber

16 year old pop sensation from Canada. Very talented and quite handsome. Humble, and genuine. Some songs of his are One time, Baby ft. Ludacris, Favorite girl, Never say never ft. Jaden Smith, Somebody to love ft. Usher, and many more! Justin stays true to himself and has an amazing voice. He also has great style! People love to hate on this young man but that's ok cause he's amazing and that's what we call haters (check out that word if you don't know it). Anyway, Justin is a great musician who is known all around the world!

Omg, its Justin Bieber! The best pop sensation!

by LESLER September 6, 2010

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Justin Bieber

A total fucking douche-bag who thinks he is uber awesome because a couple of tone deaf people kinda like his blood-curdling shrieks. He also is actually a horrifically ugly chick who has to have a whole ass-load of of computer editing just so when he/she is on TV, they don't have to blur out his/her face, and also has to hire the worlds best make-up artists, when really, all they do is put a mask on his/her face just so the crowd of 2 don't die from his/her face.

Guy 1: dude, Justin Bieber is such a fucking pussy face.

Guy 2: I know, why do they even have him on TV if all they do is computer edit his face.

Guy 1: I dunno, just so really angry people have something to scream at. Or for rich people to just give away their HD TV because its been tainted by that fag, then they will have to buy a pure one, thus helping The U.S economy.

Guy 2: Lol

by YerOfficeBuddy May 31, 2011

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Justin Bieber

An adorable little singer, who is like marmite you either have to love or hate him, most people hate him on here so I will probably get a million thumbs down.

My fave song is "baby"

Justin Bieber is so adorable, with a cute voice.

by user2242 October 6, 2010

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