Random
Source Code
Random
The term to describe the over-sized inner labia of a woman which sometimes appears as if a lettuce has been inserted into the vajayjay
Dave: "Did she have a cute vajayjay?"
Mike: "Fuck no dude! Her cunt lips were so big they looked like a lady lettuce!"
11👍 8👎
When a gentleman shaves only his scrotum in such a way that his testicles appear naked atop the hair of the perineum. This has no particular advantage to either partner involved, except that sweat from the testes will pour off into the bed of his crotch, possibly reducing their saltiness when tasted.
I noticed that Ralph had done some manscaping last night, but the lazy jerk only gave himself a bed of lettuce. I can still smell his sweaty gooch.
3👍 2👎
flow (long hair) mostly term used by hockey players or Nelk fans
What a beer league beauty with the A1 lettuce
3👍 1👎
Cilantro is the bitch of the earth. The spawn of Satan. The Devil's Lettuce. No more Devil Lettuce please. We don't do that here. End discrimination. Devil Lettuce means Cilantro. Cilantro means bad.
Dude: Hey you got any Cilantro bro? I need it for my salad.
Other Dude: How could you ask me for the Devil's Lettuce? Devil Lettuce is Cilantro. You enjoy the spawn of Satan? Leave or I will make you suffer.
4👍 1👎
cannabis, as in the vegetation of mr ken boon, also know as 'fruit of the boon'
"keep it quiet but i've got a bit of ken's lettuce in my coat pocket for later"
3👍 1👎
Why is billy acting funny?
I think he consumed a whole joint of the devil's lettuce.
3👍 1👎