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A great competitor to Florida Man, except it's older and wiser, usually from the United States
Local Man dive bombs skull into McDonalds sign, survives and punches chicken nuggets
"what the hell"
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When a woman, one that frequently travels from one town to another, only communicates with a man in the town she is currently in. She may have established a calm standing relationship with you but whenever she leaves town, she is talking to another dude that is within her 30 mile radius. She may often disconnect from intimate conversation with you because it would seem pointless to do so when she is a long distance away from you. However, she will pick up where she left off when she returns to your locality.
Example 1: Chris: "Dude. I'm talking to this girl that used to live here, but now she went off to college and only hits me up when she's in town visiting her parents. We fucked and she left me hanging."
Ryan: "Bruh, she only wants local dick."
Example 2: Chris: "Hey Sam, what do you have planned for today? I was thinking we could hit the lake and then chill at my house."
Samantha, upon leaving town: N/A
3 months later...
Samantha: "Hey Chris, what's up? :)"
Chris: "Come back for some local dick? :|"
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"Local crab says Hello to wanderers!"
Local crab, a crab with a radio for a body and claws for hands
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A female, regardless of age, social or marital status, that prefers to enjoy her non-home based recreational pursuits "in the general area where she lives, works and shops". "in the general area where she lives, works and shops" varies by female, but it is generally safe to presume that adjacent cities and/or counties/parishes are excluded.
No; I am not going to drive over there to meet him; you know I am a local gal, so if he wants to meet me, he will have to drive over here and meet me at the bowling alley.
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a group of friends living in central florida raising hell on innocent people. soon to be a recognized religion and or philosophy.
most local hooligans go to OHS
One local hooligan lives in Germany
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Local 104... unionized workforce created by the gods, these superior beings create, instal, start-up, and perfectly set up systems that create perfect temperature conditions. These Air Conditioning Mastersare chosen at birth and taught their craft by superior beings. Sheetmetal is the only material required in this craft. Men is the majority gender, unlike electricians, pipefitters and other punk trades.
The local 104 Sheetmetal workers are responsible for all the air conditioning in the Bay Area.
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synonym of homeless person; an individual that knows numerous facts about the location he is living in.
Tom: Hey do you know how to get through the park any quicker?
Arnold: idunno, go ask that local native over there, he probably knows.
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