Someone who steals friends through deceit, spreading rumours, and false charm.
Damn, did you hear of Clyde stealing all of Aaron's friends 1 by 1? He's a total friendship pirate.
when a penis is inserted into an eye socket without an eye.
Jane: He had sex with her eye?
John: Yep, he totally gave her a pirate's glory.
The pirate Macauley sex postion. It's a bit like doggy style but where their leg is rotated 90 degrees up into the air and the male, or giver is wearing a pirate hat.
"My boyfriend and I did the Pirate Macauley last night!" "I guess you could say he boarded your vessel!"
"Wow he looks experienced. I bet he's done the Pirate Macauley lots of times!"
The act of kicking someone in the shin and when they bend over to grab their leg, you piss in their eye.
The Grimm Rapper gave Killator a Pissburg Pirate after recording his verse.
A US Coast Guard member. derogatory.
Navy Sailor: thanks for staying home and watching the coasts, puddle pirate.
Coastie: Someone needs to keep those navy wives warm at night.
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the act of ejaculating in the eye of a partner until that eye can no longer be used.
I was feeling baby girl so much i had to give her the pirate special
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Firemen- They drive around in the big red pirate ships to pilage and plunder inside of your house while putting out the fire. thanks for putting out the fire, where is grandmothers pearls?
Here come the land pirates arrrr! hide your wallet!
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