hey gerald, whats up pussy poot? bdb niggas..
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An elderly woman who baby sits a slut in recovery from excessive sexual adventures.
My poot-nanny came over after a multi-participant sex binge I had been on over the summer. She monitored the phone and door, not letting anyone disturb me as I recovered and prepared for my next adventure. Every good fucker needs a poot-nanny to maintain peak performance.
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One who reads internet guidance on a subject that has not been proven yet follows the OP like it is the word of a celestial intentity. This person also regurgitates the info on to other poot sniffers and before you know it you have a group of poot sniffers doing the same thing.
A poot sniffer takes another person stink ass garbage thoughts and eats them as his own and re poot to another poot sniffer.
A dumb ass that does no research.
Man, stop being a Poot Sniffer and research the subject. Those dumb asses are poot sniffers, that shit doesn't do anything stated.
An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.
Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?
A small cheese colored stain showing up in your underwear after a squeezing out one too many farts.
Damn you that's poot cheese. Check your pants.
Dude quit farting. You poot cheese maniac!
When a girls pants are up her butt and it looks like her ass is eating her pants. Also back side moose knuckle.
Damn look at Ginna's Poot Knuckle. Her ass must be starving.
When the smell of another human being’s flatulation is so rancid it can only be likened to the smell of a garbage dump.
John: God! Do you smell that?
Jane: Yeah, Gerald had Mexican for lunch, he has the garbage poots.