alex from target

Fame spreading faster than ebola

me: mum can i go to target?
mum: why?
me: ALEX

(example for alex from target)

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target-rich

a market segment that has a lot of opportunity for growth financially or awareness

India is target-rich for cars under $2000.

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sniper target

a derogative term that refers to people of indian or south asian descent because a section of the population wears a red dot on their head like the laser target of a sniper rifle

damn man take a shower your starting to smell like a damn sniper target

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Target rich environment

A sarcastic term for being surrounded and/or severely outnumbered by enemies.

Those "Black Hawk Down" guys sure were in a target rich environment.

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Alex From Target

Just a normal teenager who happens to work at target. He got famous because some creepy girl took a picture of him cause she thought he is hot. He got invited to go on Ellen a few days later. Many teenage girls idolize him and many guys are jealous. He's just a normal 17 year old. He is honestly one of the nicest people I have ever met, even though he wears scrubs to school just about every day (and his girlfriend does the same which is why they are perfect together)

I felt so bad for Alex from Target right after everything went viral because there were reporters surrounding the school's main staircase all morning!

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Emeli From Target

Emeli from target is a secret ancient beauty God that was discovered in target stores. One look will make pussys go from the Sahara Desert to the Amazon rainforest. Her powers are undeniably powerful. Looking too long will cause your eye balls to melt with the burn of a thousand Sun's but with loving passion. Cherish Emeli for he is a gift from God. She owns the internet now. She owns you.

I'm pretty sure Jenny was looking at Emeli from target on her phone during class because there was a small puddle on her seat.

Alex from Target

Alex from Target is a hardcore pimp who recently gained fame as an Instagram sensation for reasons beyond the comprehension of any sane person.

Alex from Target bagged my bags when no one else would.

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