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Similar to the Blumpkin El Nino, however instead of toilet water that splashes on her chin it's diarrhea
just as i was getting a blumpkin last night that double cheesburger i had went right through me and caused a Blumpkin Red Tide on her face
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Twitter name given to Trump, after he suggested using a disinfectant for treatment of COVID-19. Trump made this suggestion after getting a letter from Mark Grenon who told Trump that chlorine dioxide – a powerful bleach used in industrial processes – is “a wonderful detox that can kill 99% of the pathogens in the body” and that it ... “can rid the body of Covid-19”. Because chlorine dioxide can have fatal side-effects when ingested the manufacturers of commercial products with chlorine dioxide held press conferences telling people not to use the product to treat disease and to contact medical professionals when sick.
Trump, a frequent user of Twitter was Twittered by Twitter as the 'tide pod' president.
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The retarded internet virals (other than ikoy-ikoyan/ikoy-ikoy, Rickroll, Sandstorm/Darude - Sandstorm/Sandstorm by Darude, Harlem Shake, butchered languages {anagrams nobody asked for---such as "ngab" or "sabi", "all your base are belong to us", DogE, meme man}, new words nobody asked for {like literally, every Urban Dictionary's definitions}, etc.) which still exists till now
Are you a dog who suffers rabies, so you do "Tide Pods challenge"?
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Financial growth from companies owned by Individuals born between 1980 - 1999 in industries that have been controlled by companies that are decades old
“Despite Victoria’s Secret success in the fashion industry over the past two decades. Rihanna has disrupted the industry with Fenty which is worth over $500 milllion”
Me- That’s Millennial Tide Money outliving these companies
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When a male bangs out a slam-pig (skank, scallwag, swamp donkey, mollusk etc.) and does not shower afterwards. He then goes to his manual labor job and works out in the sun all day, creating a sweaty swamp in his pants that festers and festers. When he comes home from work and removes his pants, the smell is just like low tide. It is extremely funny if he then says to the same girl who initiated this chaotic and awful smell: "Smell my dick!" and thrusts it in her face.
Drew cleared out the locker room with his low tide dick (ltd).
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A phrase used to describe a situation that’s directly or indirectly going to result in a mess or lots of laundry
I'm/we're/they're/you're/y'all gonna need more Tide
Um... your cat just gave birth in the linen closet. You're gonna need more Tide.
Mom: Turns out, Casey isn't potty trained
Dad: We're gonna need more Tide.
One of the most relaxing, underrated songs ever written. Green Grass has, like many songs of its kind, lyrics that don't literally apply to our life but can be if examined or listened to carefully.
The guitar work is this song's strongest point, it sounds and feels like the blood of Jesus Christ is flowing through your veins! If you are into classic rock and have not heard this song, I suggest you look it up immediately, it is by the Outlaws.
*Green Grass and High Tides is playing*
Guy 1: Wow, the world is almost easier to bear while listening to this song.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know, my house is getting repossessed, my wife left me, and my children all hate me...but I think it'll all be okay...
Guy 1: Yeah man, I'm sure it'll be fine.
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