A social meeting or gathering that is largely, in the view of the person, is fake or under false pretense, the person generally is not looking forward to it, or the person must feign interest in. It would generally otherwise be a happy event to most attendees. Used sarcastically.
"Human Resources is hosting a weenie rub on Friday to celebrate the start of spring."
"I've got to go to some weenie rub my wife's boss is having at his house."
"We're going to kick it this weekend - we may go to some weenie rub down at the museum to benefit diabetes"
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Classic term for men's speedo swim suit.
Banana hammock, etc. "He is wearing a weenie bikini." "Ha ha."
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The act of a male having butt sex with a dirty girl that has a smelly asshole.
Tina gave Charles the stink weenie because she was a dirty sloot.
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In anal sex, when the would-be top is only semi-erect and still tries to penetrate.
Chris was so drunk he couldn't get it up, but he sure did try and beanie weenie me.
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the rim around the head of the penis that gives the penis that firemans hat look.
I like the way she licked my weenie lipper
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An incredibly small penis, often smaller than that of an infant's.
Guy 1: "Wow, I heard Henry Sick just got dumped."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his girlfriend was tired of his teenie-weenie. She told me if it was any smaller it'd be a clit."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I always pegged him for having a cock that would make a baby-carrot look like a blimp."
Guy 2: "Me too, I felt really bad for her so naturally I let her slurp my cock-monster as a condolence."
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an overly compliant or conformist individual, esp. male., who displays a willingness to accept humliating tasks in order to gain acceptance by his peers, without being able to see the hidden agenda of said peers. See also Weiner Cleaner.
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