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A fucked up nose with a sharp bend in the middle
Check out the witch knuckle on that broad...
A melted witch would be a term to vividly discribe a horrific shit taken after a long hard night of eating and drinking pure garbage.
Dude! I just took a crazy dump from all the shit we did last night!!… Looked like a Melted Witch.
…Good god.
An evil creature typically found in healthcare; who’s life purpose is to hypnotize and lure young Firefighters into marriage only with intent to file for divorce and steal half their hard earned retirement pension.
Rookie: That hot ER nurse gave me her number. Should I ask her out?
Captain: Keep it in your pants probie, she’s only after your pension.
Rookie: how do you know? She said she’s into me.
Captain: She can’t help it. She’s a Pension Witch. She’ll sell your motorcycle and use the cash to buy into a Pyramid scheme.
While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom
The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.
The cloudy substance created after somebody drinks a glass of milk and then proceeds to Fill the glass with water without washing it out
That weird mf charles drinks witches brew on the daily
wOoOo i curse your with tranny magic
tranny witch has the power to make chaser fall in love with her
A person who is a witch and is also Skeptical, Agnostic, Atheist and/or Science-seeking. A follower of SASS witchcraft.
Vanessa is a SASS witch, so she reads tarot and does rituals but doesn't believe in gods.