Someone who SIMPS for someone who's first name is Spiderman's last name
Friend: Hey Xander, still simping?
Xander: yeah, it's that person with Spiderman's last name
Friend: it's ok, they're gonna be great for you uwu
An absolutely beautiful lad who's worth everything <3
Emma: That's Xander?
Jake: Yep! How did you know?
Emma: He's beautiful :)
Hot and sexy individual who is really good at yoga and enjoys long walks on peoples daves
A person that watch’s gay swimming club anime a quote from one of these people are “ ITS NOT GAY IF A GUY BREAKS INTO A GUYS HOUSE AND HELPS HIM OUT OF THE BATHTUB WHEN HIS BATHING, ITS NOT GAY ITS JUST A SWIMMING ANIME” of course all xanders are stubborn.
That’s such a weebing-xander