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Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017


Zooted Scale

A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked

4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted

"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."

by cactifetish69 April 11, 2021


Zoot Burger

When someone ejaculates in your soup.

Johny just made a Zoot Burger

by Imfeelingthebern February 3, 2017


Zoot Burger

When someone ejaculates in your soup.

Johny just made a Zoot Burger

by Imfeelingthebern February 3, 2017


Zoot Blow

When you and your buddies are zooted and some bullshit happens that ruins your high.

Bro my mom just called, that was a major zoot blow!

by FloydChokedIt December 21, 2022


Zoot Suit

A Zoot Suit is a suit that has a killer-diller jacket with drape shape, trousers with reet plates and stuffed cuffs, and a loud art deco necktie.

Also called a Pachuco, it was popular among rebellious youth in America during WWII

I'm picking up my Zoot Suit from the tailor to-morrow!

by Vintage Translator February 14, 2020


Zoot Suit

A slang phrase that originated from Austin, Texas which refers to an imaginary suit that measures how "zooted" (high on marijuana) one is. The term is commonly used shortly after someone smokes.

"You look like you've got your zoot suit on now"
or
"I've got on my Zoot Suit up to here" (While pointing somewhere on their body to indicate how much of the suit they're wearing)

by C4Effectz April 20, 2022