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When a guy get's sexually aroused and his penis squirts out a sticky mess
Chad : Hey honey could you bring me a clean pair of underwear to work right away!
Chad's Wife : Oh No What's Wrong!
Chad : Nothings wrong Kiersten was sitting on my lap during lunch break and well you know how good she smells and how tone her little body is anyway she started kissing my neck and I Creamed in my underwear and now I'm feeling uncomfortable cause my underwear is sticking to my balls!
Chad's Wife: Fuck you asshole you deserve it!
Chad: Fine ill just go to Dollar General and buy a jumbo pack incase it happens again!
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Used to define one's loss, mostly a big loss.
You saw the elections last night?
Yeah, McCain got creamed!
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When a guy blows his load inside A vagina or anus
Kaylee : So did you and Chad fuck last night?
Kiersten : We sure did he fucked my pussy so hard I was screaming and moaning the whole time!
Kaylee : You don't say!
Kiersten : He can really pack the cum after he Creamed me it was running out of my pussy like a river of semen!
Kaylee : Wow you are so lucky I wish my guy would cream my pussy like that!
Kiersten : Yes I am blessed and tonight he's gonna cream my ass!
Kaylee : Lucky!
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To cream ones pants with excitement
"Bambi saw the hottest picture of Peter and creamed her pants"
"Bambi, did you just cream your pants cos you saw Peter?"
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to get spewed in the face with the "white stuff"
Brody friggen creamed me in basketball. Wait, no...Brody ejaculated all over my face in basketball.
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