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When a concentrated large amount of semen explodes from the tip of the penis, typically after female stimulation, and scatters sporadically throughout the room leaving several wet stains everywhere.
If proper caution is not taken, the jizz will typically land all over the body of the ejaculator.
After Brian returned from the dance and promptly masturbated, he shotgun jizzed all over his own face.
The jizz pill is the dried semen that remains in your belly button after someone jiizzes all up in your tummy space.
I gotta shower to get rid of this jizz pill.
1. A Euphemism for a Jizzing Cock
2. Semen frozen in the form of a lolly pop. (Often served to Mother in Law as some form of prank punishment.)
1. Stace: I fancy an ice cream
Kyle: Have a suck on my Jizz Lolly
2. Mother in Law: Why don't you get a real job?
Kyle: I'm very sorry mo in larw; would you care for a lolly pop? Im just about to make some.
The lebron jizz is when you jerk off and throw your jizz in the air using the same motion that Lebron James does before every game.
Stan made a mess when he Lebron jizzed all over his room.
an organ that surrounds the urethra of males at the base of the bladder, comprising a muscular portion, which controls the release of urine, and a glandular portion, which secretes an alkaline fluid that makes up part of the semen and enhances the motility and fertility of sperm.
my jizz pump was hurtin because I skeeted so hard on that bitch
Insult thought of by Mark on Peep Show, when trying to think of ways to enrage a driver enough to run him over - thus avoiding his wedding to Sophie.
"You're an utter jizz cock."
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A jizz; that involves being pampered whilst you masterbate; the first person masterbates, whilst the second performs a relaxing activity, such as massaging the shoulders; washing the hair; or feeding ferrero rocher. The second person could be a lover, close friend or paid services.
Your playing call of duty, whilst wanking, and someone starts feeding you wagon wheels = Comfy jizz
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