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A low self-respect guy that dates and keeps company of a women that he likes. But, she only using him temporary until she meets her new lover. Once she meets her lover, the guy leaves and the seat is warmed for the new lover to sit in.
Omg... That guy again, you know he follows you around like a lost puppy. Once you get a new guy, tell that seat warmer to fuck off.
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booster seat means short...like how a baby needs to use a booster seat
Girl 1: yo did u see isaac he’s rly short
Girl 2: yea bro he a booster seat
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In alpine skiing, being in a position where one's center-of-mass is shifted toward the tails of the skis instead of toward the tips. Results in reduced control, adaptability to changing terrain, and ability to make a full turn.
I hit that rut hard and got thrown into the back seat.
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A guy with a huge ass which is disproportional to the rest of his body.
All the girls love Jordan because he has a booster seat.
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The child seat is a sexual position performed between two men. It occurs when the men position themselves opposite each other; one lies on his stomach, and the other lies on his back, with their legs overlapping. The two men then bend their penii far enough to insert it in their partner's ass. They then move back and forth until orgasm, much like two women using a double ended dildo.
"Dude, you wanna do the child seat?"
"Nah, man. My ass is still pretty raw from last night."
"...Give me a rusty trombone, then."
"Ok"
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What a guy does if he's taking a whizz, and suddenly feels the urge to take a shit right then and there.
I thought I just had to take a leak, but I had a seat slammer instead.
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The worst possible seat available to a group when sitting down at a bar or restaurant. Usually facing away from the crowd or is next to the bathroom/kitchen etc.
Caused by wasting time arriving with your group.
I stopped to talk to a buddy from work and ended up getting the "Renick seat".
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