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1. A quantity of fecal matter that is sufficient enough to prevent the normal operation of a flush toilet (A pile of shit you lay that makes your toilet flood when you flush it).
2. A person that creates enough shit in one sitting to plug up a toilet.
1. Phew! You'd better get a plunger to take care of that stoolchoker I just laid in there.
2. You goddamn stoolchoker! You get the plunger and take care of it, you asshole!
What a guy does if he's taking a whizz, and suddenly feels the urge to take a shit right then and there.
I thought I just had to take a leak, but I had a seat slammer instead.
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A slick MTV car show that proves that highly talented people CAN polish a turd. This raises the question "SHOULD someone polish a turd?"
"See that Pimp My Ride where they made that Escort look like a BMW? Them guys are so good they DID polish a turd!"
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An absolutely retarded dumbass, dipshit, fuckhead, asshole, whatever. Everybody knows at least one.
--Allright! Why in the hell did you do that, Fudgenuts?!?!!?
--Duh....?
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An obvious play on words.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE ABOUT CATS YOU BLOODY WANKERS!!! THIS IS INTENDED TO BE A PUN!! OBVIOUSLY SOME PEOPLE CANNOT TAKE BAD JOKES WITHOUT MAKING SOCIAL COMMENTARIES!!!!
My cat got busted for smuggling KITTY porn across state lines.
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The result of accidentally or intentionally scooping one or more pieces of shit out of either your ass or someone else's ass with your fingers. Usually done in a sexual act.
Any removal of shit from an ass other than the normal grunt-and-push method.
I was fingering the hell out of her ass and ended up performing a turd abortion.
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A person at work who licks, sucks, and swallows their way to the top. Can also be known as a suck-up.
That bitch has only been here for three hours, and she's already been promoted six times. What a fucking knee-walker!
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