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When a female uses the shower head on the power jet setting to please herself.
I just did some shower head therapy and I feel much better!
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When a straight male egotistically believes he can make a lesbian attracted to him and all males with his penis.
Male: I can totally turn you if you let me, you need a proper man with a big penis to straighten you out.
Female: Because of course, penile conversion therapy will
make me attracted to men.
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What a guy who's been recently dumped by his girlfriend desperately needs--to climb right back in the saddle and get his dick wet. Usually works wonders for a broken heart.
"Marcy just dumped Bill. He's really bummed out."
"He just needs a little wet dick therapy and he'll be fine."
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A discredited form of psychotherapy which typically:
1. assumes that childhood trauma (usually sexual in nature) is the basis of most psychological symptomatology;
2. assumes that people who have no memory of such trauma have probably "repressed" it through some arcane and undemonstrated psychological process, blocking it out of their mind completely;
3. assumes that it is necessary to "recover" these "repressed" memories in order for healing to occur;
4. assumes that methods known to produce false memories, such as hypnosis, guided imagery and EMDR can be used to produce accurate recollections;
5. often assumes that "flashbacks" and body memories are signs that the memories recalled are accurate, because of the mistaken view of the therapist that memory is "like a video tape recorder" that permits playback.
The "recovery" process often recommends cutting off contact with people who question the memories, including but not limited to family members who deny that the events so recalled in fact occurred. Recovered memory therapy is a major source of false memory syndrome, and has led to numerous false allegations of 'Satanic Ritual Abuse.'
"Whilst undergoing hypnosis as part of recovered memory therapy, Sally remembered being forced to kill and eat a baby she had given birth to after her father had raped her. The fact that she was found on medical examination to be an intact virgin suggested the likelihood of false memory syndrome."
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Ice Rod Therapy is the act of inserting a long (usually smooth in most cases although if you're adventurous go for something a bit more coarse) instrument that is bellow 5 degrees Celsius (41 degrees in Fahrenheit { the primitive measurement unit}) in a male's anus or urethra, the latter being what it's most known for .
On a cold winter morning Joe woke up with a rock-hard cock and wished for relief from this strain. When Joe looked out the window Joe saw a row of icicles just ripe to be picked. Joe grabbed the largest, girthiest icicle I
he could find and the thinnest one out of the row. Joe then aggressively ruptured his anus's walls with the long girthy smooth icicle and made his penis inflate from the cold that it was subjected to. He felt dirty but alas he completed his yearly Ice Rod Therapy.
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A smoking break; smoke break; to smoke.
A phrase used to ask someone if they wanna go for a smoking break with you (in a cooler way).
Used to combat the notion that smoking breaks are 100% negative occasions, since the respiratory therapy they offer is often more than 100% beneficial to the recipient.
Andy: "Hey Chris, RT?"
Chris: "Sure, I'm totally down for some respiratory therapy right now."
Tom: "You two do realize the lung cancer risks right?"
Andy: "Are you kidding me? Respiratory therapy (RT) is totally good for you."
Chris: "Yup RT'ing 2-3 times a day actually improves your mental health and sharpness."
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The act of killing virtual enemies (humanoid or otherwise) in a video game as a means of relieving stress. Does not necessarily indicate violent tendencies in the practicioner. Abbreviated VMT.
I'm playing some Call of Duty. It was a rough day and I need some virtual murder therapy.