Sandwich Hands

The lingering scent of cheese and/or onion and/or bread and/or pickles and/or beef after consuming a sandwich and/or burger.

After eating a McMenamins bacon cheeseburger the scent of beef and cheese will linger on your finger tips for hours after digestion.

Ex. "I got a spicy Italian at Subway today and got the worst Sandwich Hands!"

weak hands

People who can't stand the tension and sell their crypto holdings for a cheap U$D price (the ultimate shitcoin) when it's going down, actually making it even lower . When it's rebounding, they got cut. Strong hands hodl their crypto for life.

- Don't panic, only weak hands selling right now. BTFD!!!

Mayo Hands

Exceptionally large hands in proportion to the rest of the body, a common genetic abnormality occurring in the natives of an area of western Ireland called Mayo. The reason for the mutation is believed to have come from the natives love for finding potatoes, throwing turf at strangers and means that the area breeds some of the finest volleyball players in the third world.

"Hey, check out these gloves, they cost me like 150 bucks!".
"Wtf, have you got Mayo Hands or something?"

trump hands

Having relatively small hands. Often unnaturally orange in color.

She should have known his dick would be so small and weird by his trump hands.

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knife hand

When you take either your left or right hand and extend all fingers, with your thumb extended along the hand, much like a karate chop and you point your "knife hand" at other people and tell them how fucked up they are. Using lots of expletive deleteds are exceptable. You can also throw knife hands, which mean you are point your knife hand furiously at an individual in hopes he or she will retaliate with physical force in which you will ankle pick them and throw knife hands into their throat.

Did you just knife hand me?

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hand shandy

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

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No-Hands-Freeby

For a person (typically a male) to urinate
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.

*flush*

Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."

Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"

Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."

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