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Tijuana tea part-the sexual act in which one and there sex partner exchange golden showers
Breaking news see why your teen daughter has been coming home smelling like a hobo and what new sex act is sweeping the nation some call it sexy others dicusting I call it the tijuana tea party
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Chop and slice 4 bird's eye chillies.
Liberally baste the male member out of sight of the other party.
Return to intercourse ground zero and apply aforementioned member repeatedly and with gusto.
Tarquin gave Penelope a Tijuana Rat Roasting and he'd never seen her cry like that... in front of her mother...
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Its a band as well... an emo band.
Did you hear the new Tijuana Crime Scene album?
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when after anal sex with a Mexican whore, she immdiately has diarhea
That whore served up a tijuana hot chocolate immediately after I came
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the act of duct-taping the breasts under the arm pits in order to have the appearance of a man. this can also be done using rope or some form of similar adhesive.
Remember Brad? My date to the prom last year? well it turned out to be Bonnie with a tijuana titty tuck!
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To perform a Tijuana tube sock you begin by sucking the poopoo out of your partner's asshole and spreading it on their feet with your tongue. Next, they glide across your back in an ice skating motion with their shit covered feet. This is usually performed whilst listening to Enrique Iglesias music.
"Swedish back massages are for pussy's, i prefer a Tijuana tube sock!"
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The sex act of putting a piece of fried chicken skin across your lovers mouth and then coating your penis in tequila to break the skin for a blowjob. Preferably done outside.
Hey girl, wrestling is over with, you want me to give you the ol' Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic?
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