wet towel

When a used condom is turned inside out, and is smeared on a person's face.

While sleeping, Frank received a wet towel from Steve.

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wet towels

A phrase used randomly over voicechat in online games, originating in Team Fortress 2, to provoke people to chat more, to break a silence, as a battle cry, or just because.

...
Mikha: Wet towels!!
Grimson: ... What?
Jiggs: Did she just say wet towels?
Nuckpang: What's going on?
Mikha: Towels are going on. Wet ones.

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dropping the towel

1.An offer of a private bargain, especially a request for sexual relations.

Origins: this girl who had liked this guy asked if she could use his shower, only to come out of the shower, drop her towel and "request sexual relations".

misha: "Enough already, you have to tell him you like him."
jane: "I know. I'm gonna drop the towel this weekend."

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towel twirl

the thing people with long hair tend to do with the towel so it twirls around your hair and drys it and looks like a turban

katie said "i justed towel twirled my hair"

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Missed the towel

When a male masturbates and ejaculates and try to get on towel but hits the floor or somewhere other than the towel he was aiming at.

Andrew: so embarrased, dont even want to say what happened.

John: what happen? you missed the towel?

Andrew: man yeah need to work on my aim

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fun towel

This is a towel that a player carries in his/her car in case spontaneous action breaks out with his/her date. It serves a couple of functions mostly though to protect the seats from stains but also for cleaning up afterwards. It should be replaced on a regular basis.

I was driving down the road with Robin and she couldn't wait so I busted the fun towel out and slipped it under her while she undressed in the back seat.

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bring a towel

Common advice for hookers.

"Don't forget to bring a towel."

"Maybe grab some condoms but don't forget to bring a towel."

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