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A plaid heavy shirt style jacket (AKA Lumberjack Shirt) worn by working folk in Northern places when it's too cold for just shirtsleeves, but too warm for a full coat (or it's mid winter, but you're just out for a smoke before rejoining the boys).
Kev's wearin' his best Sudbury Tuxedo tonight! Must be up fer some curling!
When your at a wedding and have massive diarrhea flowing out of you while you run the the bathroom.
Mom: Where is jimmy going so fast the weddings about to start?
Grandpa: Oh he ate the Indian food; so he got the tuxedo trots!
When you have Carhart bibs, best, and jacket that are all the same color and are worn at the same time.
Man, old farmer, John is rocking his farmers tuxedo to go feed
Saggy Tuxedo is a sex act between a man and a women that is done while the man is wearing a tuxedo, most often after a wedding or a funeral. During sex, the man will pull his penis out of the woman and spray himself with his own semen
"What did you do with Brianna after the wedding?"
"Took her home and have her the ol' Saggy Tuxedo."
"What the fuck is wrong with you."
When one wears corduroy pants and a corduroy shirt/jacket
Oh hey! Look at Jimmy, he’s wearing an American tuxedo! I
The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)
The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.
When you wear a Minions-tshirt paired with SpongeBob-pants. Perfect for when you can’t decide between minion or da bob fo’ today.
“What are you wearing? This is my mothers funeral…”
“What do you mean? I’m all dressed up in my Arabian tuxedo”