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The man, the myth, the legend. THE GOAT. 007, the smoking gun. Ladies, he never disappoints. He’s always spotted wearing a tuxedo with a mysterious look on his face.
Do you see that dapper man over there? He’s a tuxedo Dan
A simple heather or gray shirt, usually with long sleeves, paired with light-wash denim jeans. Origin — Park Jimin (b.1995) typical dance rehearsal wear combined with the term ‘Canadian Tuxedo’ which is denim on denim.
I was running thirty minutes late, so I decided to just go with a Jimin Tuxedo, it works with everything.
I would say the event is not too dressy, ideally a Jimin Tuxedo would be playing it safe!
If you packed lightly and have nothing else to wear during this trip than pull off a Jimin Tuxedo.
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Wearing a white blazer, white T-shirt, white jeans, white shoes, and a chunky gold necklace.
“The gentleman in the European tuxedo looked great with the blood stains on his white blazer after leaving the particularly aggressive futbol match.”
Discrete scat play. When you baste someone like a cake, yet they cover it up with decades of systemic oppression and class warfare.
Jean Val Denim - "Cellar! You have my love!"
Cellar Door - "What of your European tuxedo?"
Jean Val Denim - "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
Cellar Door - "I'll grab my hat"
A puffer jacket is common attire for the well-dressed Tasmanian bogan.
I am going out in style in my Tasmanian tuxedo
The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)
The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.
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Plaid flannel shirt, denim jacket, and denim jeans tucked into a pair of hip waders, usually pulled all the way and attached to the jeans belt.
John developed a huge hardon every time he wore his full Canadian tuxedo while walking in the rain