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The best damn cig in the world.
Yo bro let me bum a camel twist!
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When you are fingering a girl and she is recieving no pleasure, you simply stick your whole arm in the vaginal cavity and twist, but you must say "oy the MCDUST TWIST"
Mike: Yo bro what you do last night?
Steve: Dude brah like i was fingering Sherryl last night, adn she didnt get pleasure, so i Mcdusted the shit out of her!
Mike: Did she bleed?
Kevin: Yo my chick was so horny last night, I gave her the ol' McDust Twist
Charlie:Ohhhh I like
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While performing deep downwards thrusts into a females ass, usually while she is laying down on her stomach, reach under her hips from the outside and massage her vagina, while she is experiencing intense feelings, shove a pre-cut lemon into her vagina.
Guidelines: Make sure you are about to cum, or do it while you are cumming, as she will probably resist this action and become very pissed and you'll want to get your nut off in time.
Also, remember to sit your lemon in a handy place.
This can also be done with a lime.
Guy 1, "Remember that girl Hannah that works at Amber's daycare?"
Guy 2, "Hahaha I heard she was a slut"
Guy 1, "I totally gave that bitch anal with a twist last night."
Guy 2, "Is that why your car has a busted window??"
Guy 1, "Totally worth it."
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An epic novel from Charles Dickens.
When Oliver asked for some more gruel, the evil man smacked him upside the head with a ladle. What a bastard.
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A "ulta awesome" rockband from the 80s. Known for the phrase, "I WANNA ROCK."
Twisted sister is super awesome!
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A type of re-rack in pong with 2 cups left. 2 cups are placed back to back in a straight line.
"Yo let me get a twisted nutsack."
"Alright twist it."
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This is from one of those dumbass "Above the Influence" commercials where the kids are sitting in a diner and one says to another "hey we about to go get twisted, you in?". The definition of "twisted" is never revealed, which confuses the audience because, frankly, nobody in history has ever said they are getting fucking twisted.
Stereotypical Black kid 1: Aye Mane we bout to go get twisted, you in?
Stereotypical Black kid 2: What the fuck? Are you hitting one me? I told yo gay ass I don't go that way! Shit I'm bout to get high and say fuck yall niggas. You can go twist ya dicks together for all I care!
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