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An obsessive workout set that occurs 3-5 days prior to a vacation in hopes of improving one's looks.
Jon worked tirelessly on his vacation set at the gym in hopes of looking good for the ladies at the Jersey Shore.
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An above average length penis attached to whoever in a dollar poor country, as a cheap dildo or butt-plug replacement for unwieldy first world denizens.
Claudine's vacation dick in Cuba was way cheaper than Claude's in Jamaica.
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A VR Gameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweweeweqwerefawawfaefsegsbcnhjmgu,humbug
I Play Vacation Simulator I Want Job Simulator
Ok I Will Give
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The week-long growth that men get when on vacation or sick that they don't bother to shave due to laziness or illness, until they finally decide that they need to get back to their life.
On his roadtrip, James grew a shaggy vacation beard, but his girlfriend made him shave it as soon as he got home.
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The fog that envelopes a worker's brain for several days on returning to work after a long vacation. This fog sometimes begins to creep in even before anticipated vacations.
My vacation fog finally lifted the third day back on the job.
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Not your boyfriends dick but a comfortable substitute.
My boyfriend didn't come home last night so I went to see Aaron he has a perfect vacation dick.
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A penis that is significantly larger than average, or just larger than one is used to recieving. Nice to have once in a while, but repeated exposure could lead to problems.
Girl 1: That dude last night had a total vacation dick. The thing looked like Wee Man's arm!
Girl 2: Oh, so THAT'S why youre walking like that!
boyfriend dick
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