Pike through Ike

Pike through Ike is the latest in the series of Jump the Shark and nuke the fridge. It refers to the moment in the Presidential debates where John McCain makes a bombastic claim that General Eisenhower offered to resign on the eve of D-Day. He did not.

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/attytood/McCain_doesnt_like_Ike_facts.html

John McCain put a Pike through Ike at the presidential debates.

The term was minted on the truedition blog on wordpress.

John McCain put the Pike through Ike like an experienced politician..

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Wallnuts

Synonym for Republicans. After the endorsement of Donald Trump's quixotic wall into the official Republican platform, the Republicans have all collectively and inadvertently become Wallnuts

Donald J. Trump is the new leader of the Republicans or as my kids call them, Wallnuts.

diavlog

A diavlog (sometimes written "dia-vlog") is a type of video blog (or "vlog") generally in which two or more people participate, as contrasted with a (mono)vlog in which one contributor is featured. The word "diavlog" is a portmanteau of the phrase "dialog video weblog" (or, alternately, "video weblog dialog"). The diavlog format is most popular for political, world events, or other types of conversational video blog discussions in which two (or more) people are actively participating in a real-time, give-and-take discussion of ideas.

Check out my diavlog with Stephen Colbert and Ron Paul.

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Cuckistocracy

Cuckistocracy is a term meaning a state or country run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens collectively known as Cucks. The word was first coined by English author Thomas Love Peacock in 1829 as Kakistocracy , but was rarely used until the 21st century arrival of the Cucks. Hence the slight modification.

It takes a village of suckers to raise a cuckistocracy like Donald Trump’s

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celebroops

Bloopers of the established rich and famous people is called celebroops. Note the difference from celeboops. Celeboops are bloopers from a marginal celeb.

Some say that the r in celebroops gives it the extra gravitas. Some say the r stands for riches.

"Todays celeboops are tomorrows celebroops." - Anon

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Honorrhea

When your honor get a bad rap. When you blow your honor away, you get Honorrhea.

John McCain's honorrhia is acute and possibly uncurable.

As of today there are no known cures for Honorrhea.

vacation dick

An above average length penis attached to whoever in a dollar poor country, as a cheap dildo or butt-plug replacement for unwieldy first world denizens.

Claudine's vacation dick in Cuba was way cheaper than Claude's in Jamaica.

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