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A Russian man getting drunk off of vodka and rapeing something. That thing could be a woman, girl, baby, boy, man, squirrel, elephant, pig, cat, dog, treehouse, acorn, your mom, etc.
I need to do some vodka rape tonight!
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Rum and Coke for girls.
Male 1: Hey man, is that a rum and Coke?
Male 2: Nah, vodka and Coke.
Male 1: Oh, I didn't realize you had a vagina.
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Slightly tubby thighs on an otherwise hot girl who spends her spare time drinking vodka instead of working out
Yeah, she's cute, but she has vodka thighs
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A substantial amount of Vodka with a small splash of Squirt soda.
Damn, I'm so hammered from all those vodka-squirts earlier at the Goose ...
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The feeling of shit after you drink vodka.
Oh fuck the vodka shits are brewing inside me
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A tampon dipped in vodka prior to vaginal insertion. This way, the woman can ingest some of the vodka herself before she removes and presents it to the lucky recipient who sucks it dry.
My woman was on her rag and I couldn't crotch my mickey of vodka, so she put together a couple vodka harpoons... We both got a buzz, it was great.
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