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Wal-mart Mom

A mother who ALWAYS shops at Wal-mart. They always live in the suburbs, take part in their community, and are usually caucasian. They often have flat on both sides of their body, have saggy tits, rectangular ass, and a older looking face.

Lance's mom is the biggest Wal-Mart mom I've ever seen. I heard Jared was trampled to death by 20 plus Wal-Mart moms on Black Friday

by RudeSpadez January 7, 2012

13πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Wal-Mart Wolverine

An overly zealous University of Michigan football fan who never attended the university (probably never went to school past high school), nor has any affiliation in any way to the school. They wear all the U-M apparel you can buy at your local Wal-Mart.

"U-M ROCKS!! GO BLUE!!

Man, what a Wal-Mart Wolverine, look at that awesome Carhart jacket.

by Shete October 28, 2008

122πŸ‘ 135πŸ‘Ž


Wal-Mart Worker

An employee hired by Wal-Mart at minimum wage (ooowee) to ring in the price, bag it, and last but not least,put away shit people don't want after all.

Wal-Mart workers usually look retarded, reak of cow dung, or look like a guest on the Jerry Springer Show. There are a very few decent people who work there, but I dont know the hell why.

To conclude, Wal-Mart is a huge ass store where you can buy most household items for the cheapest price. Oh, and they usually have a McDonald's so you can eat your fat ass life away.

Erica's dream is to be a Wal-Mart Worker just like her one dollar hoe mom!

by SaffeWay December 22, 2008

17πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Wal-Mart Sellout

Word used to describe a band that has sold out so bad that their t-shirts and other merchandise are sold at Wal-mart, not really including cd's though. Bands include Ac/Dc, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Green Day (they suck anyway), Metallica, The Sex Pistols, U2, Linkin Park, and others I can't think of at the moment.

As I walked into Wal-mart, I was not suprised to see an Ac/Dc Back In Black T-Shirt, that band turned in to a Wal-Mart Sellout.

by NightProwler June 28, 2006

21πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Wal-mart Help

When somebody can't actually help you, they just join you in trying to figure it out.

When Freddy asked the employee where the air filters were located, the employee could only offer Freddy wal-mart help by leading him around the store a few times. A task Freddy would have undertaken solely had he not assumed the employee had actually known where the filters were.

by eskimoexplosion November 26, 2014


Wal*mart supermarket

The store where fat b*tches ride on scooters,buy cheap soda{sam's cola} and

scream at their children to get more hot dogs.

Average truckstop whoreβ€’i need some condoms,sams cola and some perfume that smells like sperm. Lets go to wal*mart supermarket.

Childβ€’you dont any perfume,you already smell like sperm!

by Weird person February 17, 2015


Wal-Mart Adventure

having sex doggy style in a cart while a third friend pushes you through the aisles.

Sarah- i need to go shopping
Zach- lets go on a Wal-Mart adventure!!
Eadie- oh great...do i have to push the cart again

Zach+Sarah- ;)

by eadie30 November 30, 2011

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž