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When your screwing a girl on the beach you pull it out and stick it into the sand and drive it right back in her
I gave that whore the good old sandy walrus.
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when you take 2 hits of ballin acid, and your hearing seeing and feeling are all the same. all 56 possible walruses are swimming in your head.
"dude, i dont know what the fuck is going on, im sucking walrus cock" "Yup, you're tripping walrus."
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The act of ejaculating into a woman's mouth, waiting for her to begin swallowing it, and then sharply punching her in the throat with your genitals still in her mouth, thus resulting in your sperm coming out of her nostrils making the "tusks".
"God, that bitch was supprised when i decided to give her an iced walrus"
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When someone is giving you head, and you cum in their mouth, pull out, and then slap them in the face so hard it Cum comes out of their nose.
1. Tony deserves a Flaufy Walrus
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Ejaculating in one partners mouth. While at the same time punching them in the stomach. Resulting in semen emmiting from sid partners nose.
John gave Jane a frothy walrus.
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when some chick is sucking your dick, and right and right when you bust you punch her in the stomach
man, i walrus punched that bitch hard.
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All of the definitions for this are wrong, because they are saying when semen leaves the nose--that would be more like an Alaskan firecracker, white and red pouring out. Walruses have tusks coming from their mouths. When receiving a blow job, the guy comes in the persons mouth (hey, let's support equality) and then slaps the giver in the stomach, making the jizz run out of both sides of their mouth and making tusks of jizz.
You should have seen your mom when I gave her a frothy walrus and then followed by ripping the anal beads out like I was starting a chainsaw!
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