Thomas ward

The most jarring person in the world

Thomas ward: "says something annoying"
Hannah: "omg shut up you are so annoying"

nut ward

Psychiatric hospital, psych ward.

Hey listen kid, they don't got you back in the nut ward again do they?

Ward Welke

A Man Who Is Kind And Generous and Lets You Ride His Tesla! Can Live At Trevi Isle At Times.

Fred: Have You Ever Met Ward Welke???
Mike: Yes! We Had Tons Of Fun Together!!!

ward wood

Protects the boner that happens in the morning

Thomas is the ward wood

Josh ward

Buer

You see that giant lad over there!! He's called josh ward

Nicole Ward

She is very attractive in all ways, shapes, and forms. She has flawless physical appearance and is the extremely nice and forgoing. Her physically flawless boyfriend Griffin Cronk is very lucky to have her and he is very grateful for her.

Guy 1: DAMMMNN that girl over there is so volumptuous and cute
Guy 2: Not nearly as fine as Nicole Ward

Johanna Ward

She wins the hot mommy award every year she’s cute smart and tenacious and so lovely that you’ll let her lame dad jokes slide. She’ll also show you what a box fan is. “We are relationship goals” -Johanna-

Johanna Ward did two box fans in front of me the other night.