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When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.
Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”
Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
A vehicular traffic phenomenon in which all lanes of traffic flowing in one direction drive the same speed and right next to each other, thus creating a wedge of traffic that is impossible to get through or around. Very common in urban centers of the state of Washington as well as Washington DC. It is exacerbated by the left lane Prius camper.
I couldn’t drive faster than the speed limit because of this washington wedge in front of me.
The washington wedges really slow down when it rains here in the Puget Sound.
The reason why drivers suck in the Northwest is because of the Washington Wedge and the Seattle Surrender.
A medical device or cushion designed to help maintain proper positioning and alignment of the legs, particularly after certain types of surgery or to prevent hip joint contractures in individuals with limited mobility.
Surgeon 1: Be careful, you know what happened last time
Surgeon 2: I know, but this time I will not destroy the abductor wedge again
The act of sticking a object between one's buttocks
I caught Nico wedging with a soda can
The act of gnawing on a girls vagina voraciously until it bleeds during cunnilingus then shouting "cheese it lads I gotta go in the hidey hole. From that point you sodomize your partner instead.
"Yo bro I was cheese wedging my girl the other day and now she's mad what do I do?"
"I dunno bro did you use lube before part two?"
"No"
"I'd be mad too"
Hold up, my panties are riding up in the front, giving me a peach wedge.