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The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!

Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*

by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013


News wench

Journalist, reporter, editor, pagenator, news photographer

The news wenches wont stop harassing the serial killers wife for intimate details about their marriage.

I got in a car accident today and within 15 minutes the news wench showed up to take photos of the carnage.

by vixeyg April 26, 2011


foul wench

sexy bitch A.K.A Lauren

girl be going down*
"damn shawty you a foul wench"

by wanker758233y1491 June 09, 2022


Wrench Wench

The ugliest, dirtiest, greasiest bitch you've ever seen, but man... can she fix a fucking car.

My car broke down last week, so I took it into the wrench wench for a repair. She may not be pretty on the eyes, but she is amazing with my motor.

by Muttemor August 17, 2024


Wrench Wench

Somebody that flirts/sleeps with everybody at a mechanic shop.

Wow dude Sarah is such a wrench wench. She’s down there flirting with Dawson after she spent the night at Joe’s house last night.

by Hermano7 April 05, 2025


Wrench wench

A person, typically female, that flirts with/sleeps with, every single person at a mechanic shop. Usually works up front at said shop.

Wow Sarah sure is a wrench wench. She’s back there flirting with Dawson even though she spent the night at Joe’s last night.

by Hermano7 April 05, 2025


Dans wench

A girl who wants him so much when his ex girlfriend leaves

Penny is dans wench she only got dan cause leeann doesn’t want him

by Whitelines84 July 12, 2018