wine flu

a hangover

steve's off sick today with a bad case of wine flu after last night's extended revelry

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wine-and-cheese

The act of drinking wine and eating cheese together.

See netflix-and-chill

We about to wine-and-cheese the fuck out.

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wine spodiodie

a woodey blend of fox urine and flat beer

"You boy's want some wine spodiodie?" -Rolling Kansas, 2004

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wine and dine

You fuckers have it all wrong. It is used as an expression to express your intentions with a female.
To "wine and dine" someone would be to take them out for an expensive dinner, with some expensive alcohol (not exclusively wine) and then to proceed with fucking the cunt off them.

It can also be used for us middle classed people. For example, instead of an expensive dinner, Mickey D's and a cheap ass flick.

I'm going to wine and dine that bitch from accounting. She's been asking for it all month.

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red wine

a wine with alcohol in it that resembles the color red

i be gettin fucked up on da red wine

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Power Wine

A potent mixture of the cheapest available cask wine (medium or dry white wine are the most commonly selected), combined with your choice of energy drink. A 50/50 mixture of wine and 'power' is the norm, but this can be adjusted according to present need.

"We need to get more Red Bull to go with this cask wine to make power wine!"
"I had too many power wines last night and peaked too early"
"(Name), stop bogarting the power wine you cunt!"

Wine mom

Quite simply Karen Wine O'clock comes home from work after being unable to 'speak to the manager'regarding the unbalanced composition of salad leaves found in her takeaway lunch salad box from Pret à Manger and attempts to drown her self-absorbed sorrows in a bottle of cheap quality but moderately priced plonk from her nearest branch of Waitrose whilst whining down the phone to other wine mom's whilst 'putting the world to rights' from their narrow minded middle class limited world perspective.

'There's a customer called Karen who wants to make a complaint boss'....'ok tell I'm coming...no, on second thoughts tell her to piss off and drown her self-entitled short-comings into bottle of Echo Falls...fucking wine moms'