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1. (v) an imperative statement given by an individual to another to wipe the butt of said individual; usually regarded as an insult.
Person A: Hey, want to engage in covert sexual intercourse?
Person B: Wipe me!
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When, preferably before taking a shower, you are sitting on the toilet and have to take a crap. When said crap is completed, one will totally skip the art of wiping such anus where said crap came out of and, instead, will simply turn the shower on, walk inside of it and bend over.
Once bent over the person will spread there cheeks and have the water hit directly on it, washing away said crap quickly and cleanly (sort of).
Person 1 "Hey man, yesterday I took a crap that had one of those infinite f*cking shit stains going on""
Person 2 "Damn, I hate those. How did you get it off?"
Person 1 "Just yelled 'I'm tired of this sh*t!' and stood up, marched to the shower turned it on and water-wiped that piece of crap."
Person 2 "... Dude, that's disgusting."
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A pop-up dispenser of greasy waterproof wipes.
Joe reached for the Hannity Wipes before pulling apart rancid pork from a barrel.
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The lowest form of suck-up in existence. Someone who's not beyond wiping another's ass when told to do so. One who is not "his own man." (Texans are fond of saying that W is "his own man").
Bush, you ASS WIPE! Is there anything you and your family WON'T do for the Saudi Royal Family?
Bush, you ASS WIPE! You only do what KARL ROVE tells you to do, don't you?
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The act of being the first person to pass out at party while all of your friends wipe their dick on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.
Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dick wipe that little bitch.
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A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.
Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
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a derogitory comment aimed at someone acting like a jack ass
"Shut the hell up, ASS WIPE!!"
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