Spandex Wizard

A word used to describe your mate being a fucking bell end.

Penny you cunting spandex wizard.

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Wizards Sleeve

Term for a rather slack vagina. (After childbirth, lots of sexual partners etc)

I went out with this chick and she was great but she had a pussy like a Wizards Sleeve.

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wizard's sleeves

Large, flappy vaginal lips. Look like a Wizard's sleeves

That ho's wizard's sleeves were dangling down by her ankles, dude!

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Blue Wizard

A strong hero that is on a quest to collect the 13 runestones and restore order to Sumner's tower. Oftentimes, He needs food badly. In the end he always prevails. Friends with Green Archer, Red Warrior and Yellow Valkyrie.

Blue Wizard needs food badly!
Blue Wizard is about to die..

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Demons & Wizards

the best project of metal band in the 2000.

first excalibur: (8)excalibur... sword of the king(8).

later the demon's and wisard's cd: blood on my hand's
fiddler of the green
gallows pole
haven denis
my last sonrise
path of glory
poor man's crusade
tear down the wall
the whistler
winter of souls
white room

Jon Schaffer: Rhythm guitar, Bass
Hansi Kürsch: Vocals
Jim Morris: Lead guitar
Mark Prator: Drums

iced earth = the demons of the metal.
blind guardian = the wisards of the metal
iced guardian = demons and wisards

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G Wizards

Genital warts found on the penis after having sexual intercourse with a slut.

Man that slut gave me some G Wizards.

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the wizard of oz

the prime minister of Australia John Howard

Follow the yellow brick road to get to the wizard of oz

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