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On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.
Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.
It is several steps above " I love you guys".
Hey Corey, I'll "suck your dick"
"Suck your dick drunk"
Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you
^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!
"hey it's September 9th its national post your dick day"
Regional variation on "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut." Used to tell someone to fuck off or scram.
Quit bothering me! Go stick your dick in a tagine, why don't you?
used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.
"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"
Variations: "Rolled my dick off"
The act of retracting your dick while having sex and putting the foreskin on her entrance first. Afterwards thrusting forwards to let your dick roll off into the vagina.
Example use of "Rolling off your dick":
Person A: We didn't have sex man, she was very tense down there.
Person B: Damn dude, rest-in-pepperonies, didn't you roll of your dick into her?
Person A: Nah man, i'm circumsized.