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Stephen Korpalski is so fucking cute and has an amazing six pack. His large, vigorous pecks will make any woman fall for him. Stephen’s best body feature is his meaty calves. Those jawns can even make straight men question their sexuality. His hugs feel like god himself is wrapping his arms around you. The soft kisses he gives will melt any woman/mans heart. His hands, soft as a baby’s bottom, will comfort your sorrows. Although he puts himself down, his body features bring him up. If you find a Stephen Korpalski in your life, never lose him, for another man/woman will come running towards him.
Omg look at Stephen Korpalski over there, I can’t help but kneel to his greatness.
Douchebag that had little success and familiarity due to such films as "Bio Dome" and "Half Baked". His fame is now primarily associated with his last name that has gained notoriety from his older, more successful brother, Alec.
"You are so unsuccessful and your brother pays for all your expenses, you are just like Stephen Baldwin."
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To completely mess something up without actually doing anything wrong.
Shane "Come on now don't do a Stephen on us!"
Steven (Inhales Oxygen...)
Shane "AW For FUCK SAKE STEPHEN!!!!"
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one good writer
can write some creepy stuff
and some stuff that makes you think
It
The Dark Tower
Drawing of the Three
were all writen by Stephen King
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Minor Character in Superbad, known specifically for his unpopularity.
"What? You want me to eat fucking desert alone like I'm fucking Stephen Glansburg?"
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While having sex, you place your penis into the recipient's mouth, then violently thrust back and forth, damaging thier vocal cords.
Jennifer: Hey, why aren't you talking?
lee Ann: ...
Jennifer: oh, the ol' Stephen Sqawking.
An involuntry erection
While massaging my wife the other morning my son walked in and asked "why is your willy getting bigger daddy"? "I'ts OK it's just a Stephen Stalk"